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Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Nothing like SPAM email to bring you back.......

I've actually come so far out of my dark depression that the SPAM email I received today gave me a chuckle. Then I went really over the top and came up with a smart-ass reply. Sheeeeee's baaaaack!

Dear Friend,
I have been waiting for you since to come down here and pick your Bank
Draft but did not heard from you since that time , then I went and
deposited the Draft with Global Security Company here in Benin Republic ,
because I travelled to Iraq to see my boss and will not come back till
next month end.
You have to contact the Global Trust Company to know when they will
deliver your package . I have paid for the delivering charges and
insurance fee. The only money you have to send to them is there security
keeping fee which is $85.00 Us Dollars to received your package.
Don't be deceived by any body This is there Contact Address Contact Dr.
JIM NKOH Director Global Trust Company Benin Republic.
E-mail(global_trust_company1000@yahoo.fr)Phone number +229-9360-2599.
Try to contact them as soon as possible to avoid increasing the security
keeping fee. I gave them your delivering address but you have to
reconfirm it to them again to avoid any mistake in the delivering.
Let me know as soon as you receive your Draft .
Thanks
BARR.JAMES EZEH

Smart-ass reply:

James,

I cannot believe how lucky I am. I just happen to be traveling in West
Africa as I type this reply to you. I am currently in Benin City, but plan
to go to many cities in West Africa during my stay such as Ibadan, Zaria,
Kano, Yola, Sokoto and Kaduna. Please sent me the address where I can
personally pick up my Bank Draft. I have $85 US with me to handle the
security fee that I will pay in person upon receiving the Bank Draft. When
I arrive to pick up the draft I will do everything possible to try to get
them to return your delivery and insurance fees that you so graciuously
paid since it will not have to be delivered!

This is amazing! I really appreciate you contacting me with such good
news.

Thank you!

Angie

1 comment:

Cece said...

LOL!

Hey, I won the British Lotto twice last month, too!